Don't Take Me Out To The Ballgame!

The best way to get kids to enjoy softball, or other things you like.

The below story also appears in the current print edition of Dan’s Papers. I didn’t end up playing in today’s 74th Annual Artists & Writers Game because I finally got Covid; fortunately, it seems I haven’t infected anyone. I’m doing ok—worst part is having to quarantine from baby Riley. Enjoy the piece!

You never want to make the final out of a ballgame.…